• Become a King or Queen of your Throne

    Introducing Wipeless™ bidets

Our Wipeless™ bidet bars will change your life.

It's like giving you tender areas a spa treatment everytime you go...

Buy one of our simple to fit bidet bars, fit it to your toilet and use the same water pipe supplying the toilet itself.

Start saving your money, the trees and a huge amount of water straight away.

Spray It, Don't Spread it

Stop being such a dry ass.

Buy a Wipeless™ Bidet Bar

Make your Throne fit for a King Or Queen: Go Wipeless™

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Wipeless GT - The Clean N Gleam

$59.90 $69.90
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Wipeless MK1 - The S*it Kicker

$64.90 $74.90
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Bambooloo Bamboo toilet rolls. 36 individually wrapped rolls

$30.90 $34.90
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Bambooloo Toilet Roll GrabBag x 1

$6.90 $7.50
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Less Chop Chop.

We want to stop the world hoarding toilet paper and chopping down trees like there's no tomorrow.

Get a Wipeless™ bidet instead!

Going Wipeless™ means using way way less TP, which means less trees being cut down...

We like that idea. What about you?

Talk Dirty To me

Be an Eco-Friendly Royal!

Lame on your Throne?

If you had 💩  on your shoe would you wipe or it wash it?


A simple question with only one answer. Yet most still want to relay on toilet paper alone to get the job done when on the throne.


We say "You know nothing" Jon Snow to that...


Go Wipeless™ to be a King, or Queen of your throne.

Spray it, don't spread it

A rose by any other name..

Sign up for more information to win one of five fresh off the boat Wipeless "Shitkicker" Mk1 unit bidet attachments. These beauties are going to change your life, there's no other way to put it.

Less worrying about hangers-on, way less wiping, less paper breaking or running out of roll. Plus...

The gentle but effective spray will treat your skin like the soft petals of a rose.

Now that's real poetry.

Go Wipeless™
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